Ewan Macgregor's Journal

2:43pm: snow!
it's been so long since i posted because i am so embarrassed by the increasing number of white hairs growing on my chin and i didn't want to talk about it. and whenever mommy says "chin," i think she said "kitchen" and i run there looking for treats. i used to sit in the kitchen and stare at the refrigerator as if food would fall out if i stared long enough. sometimes i even barked at it. but i am much more mature now and realize my foolishness. now i wait til mommy opens the fridge to get something and then i try to jump inside.

there is so much snow - hooray!! it's so fun to bury my nose in it!

12:49pm: life is good
I got some delicious green bones for xmas!!! can't you see I'm smiling!?!

3:13pm: mom says I should be in commercials
what do you think?

11:30pm: mommy's home!

5:08pm: *sniff*
why doesn't anyone want me? mommy yelled at me last night because if she didn't have me she could live anywhere she wanted. I'm almost too sad to even think about food! I know she loves me too much to get rid of me though, for anything. but if I ever meet that owner I will pee on her foot! grrrrrrr

1:50pm: bikers need naps too
*yawn*

12:50pm: excitement!
visitors!! oh yes! it's so wonderful! first, fierceblue and P came by on sunday! P gave me scratches and it was just divine! and then razorart came over last night and she let me sit in her lap a lot. I am scared though, mommy says she wants to make brownies out of me! :0

this is for razorart, a picture of me in my Arkivestry frock coat. I don't like the ascot so much though.

2:35pm: it's snowing! that mean's I'll have to wear my coat!

2:23pm: I am so scared of thunderstorms!!

*hides*

5:00pm: I don't wanna go to the vet! :(

10:57pm: hello! mommy caught me with the cats' little pig again. I was so ashamed!!

12:30pm: things have been quiet around here. mommy seems lonely a lot so I try to lick her face but that just annoys her. especially if I have recently been poo-eating! oh well, I try.

I don't like rain!

4:40pm: last weekend was fun. auntie pinkbean came to visit and I got to eat her peanuts out of her bag when she wasn't looking. no one told mommy though. so the other night I pooped out what looked to her like a payday bar and then I gobbled it up while mommy was screaming. I don't know what she was screaming about, I'm just trying to recycle those yummy peanuts as many times as I can.

tomorrow night I get to stay with uncle roybatty. mommy is worried he will get depressed and sleep all day and forget to give me my meds. when I don't take my meds every 12 hours this awful thing happens where I shake and drool and I get very sick and could die. I hope uncle ski remembers to give me my pills. I'll try not to pee on too many of his things even though I will be mad because mommy is gone. I know I am too cute for anyone to be mad at for long though. :)

2:08pm: woof!